|Best one yet~! <3|
|Best one yet~! <3|
|I upload whatever the fuck I want to my gallery.|
|Please stop thanking me for the fucking fave already.|
A Night With Aiko Yumi
You ring the doorbell and stand back a little. You look straight with self confidence. Feeling like this is going to be the best night of your life. But anything could happen when you take Aiko out for a night.
The door opened and there in the doorway stood Aiko. She had her black hair flowing down and half of it was over her shoulders. She was wearing a red long sleeve shirt. She had a white belt on that was holding up her very short pants. Her seductive eyes were shielded by her oval shaped glasses.
Aiko: “Took you long enough huh?”
You blush a little, but she starts to laugh.
Aiko: “Alright, so where shall we be going tonight? I want you to decide so I can see if you are lame or not.”
You chuckle and mention the casino.
Aiko: “Oh I have a beef at the casino at the moment. You know, taking my ex boyfriend's credit card and betting all there and what not. Not like I would do
COMMISSION - In Love with her FartsCOMMISSION - IN LOVE WITH HER FARTS
It was great being able to spend time with my girlfriend Dani that Friday evening. We were both coming home from long days at work and being able to spend it with her was a dream come true. I suppose the quick way of coming around to it is that Dani helps me indulge in my greatest fetish of all, smelling the fart of a beautiful woman. My last girlfriend was a bit to squicked by the whole idea, not that it was a common thing, but Dani turned out to be pleasantly different. I encountered her one day after she farted in the store, nothing big, nothing comically outrageous. I sucked it up and admitted to her that I thought it felt good, if she would have rejected me there it would have been of no consequence. But Dani could only laugh at the thought of me complementing her about her fart and from there our relationship developed.
Back at Dani’s place, she was seated with her legs crossed on the couch as the two of us were watching a
Retarded piece of shit on the streets, kinky sex god in the sheets.
"It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that', as if it gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I'm offended by that'. Well, so fucking what?" -Stephen Fry
Gmodder turned disgusting fetish artist. New drawings every week or two-ish~
(P.S. No blatant or irrational racism/sexism/homophobia anywhere near or on my page/work or else you go bye-bye. .u.)
Should you want to make a request or do an art trade, I will do any of the following:
*Anal of any kind (I WANNA EAT THE BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES)
*Spankaroo (Yes, I just mean spanking)
*Expansion of any kind
*Weight Gain of any kind (Gimme da belly baby)
*Weight Loss of any kind (or lose it; that works too sometimes)
*Chubbies/BBWs (Mo' cushion fo' the pushin')
*LGBT of any kind
*Food Play (POUNDS AND POUNDS OF SPAGHETTI)
I will be optimistically unsure of:
*Rule 34, depending on the character (Please ask first)
And will most definitely not do:
*Scat/Piss (for the time being, atleast; I don't consider myself into either of these two enough to draw artwork of them)
*Blood/Gore of any kind (What sane man is even into this?)
*Bondage (Yep, you heard it first; I don't really find bondage very flattering)
*Any type of art demeaning or offensive to any race, sexuality, gender, sexual identity, religion or political group (if you want some gud Christian/Republican roasting, however, check out Thoughtless Pondering, my political/social art blog on Tumblr)
For those of you wondering why I have that particular Stephen Fry quote on my page but am also asking for non-offensive behavior:
Let me be the first to say that, while I don't think that cyberbullying is an issue big enough to constitute any sort of political movement, I don't believe this should be recognized as a free pass to just fuck around and be an asshole to everybody. Freedom of speech grants you the right to speak and express your opinion in a polite and rational manner, not just to be a dick to everyone around you, even if it is just the fun ol' internet. The key to uniting our people lies not only within bringing change and revolution, but doing such in peace.
So don't be a dick and don't get so easily offended. That's all.~
Non-fetish artwork here:
Check out my pretentious hipster art rock music in the link below this. :3
Current Residence: Get Fucked Blvd.
Favourite genre of music: Alternative Rock, Post-Punk, New Wave, Electronica, Jazz, Ambience, Psychedelica
Favourite photographer: Robert Maplethorp
Favourite style of art: Anime / whatever the hell Adult Swim cartoonists can be considered
Operating System: Windows 8, Macbook Pro (R.I.P. Vista)
MP3 player of choice: iTunes / Spotify / Soundcloud / Bandcamp
Shell of choice: What would you do for a Klondike bar, now that it has a thicker, more chocolatey shell?
Wallpaper of choice: I'm sorry, what?
Skin of choice: Caucasian / African-American
Favourite cartoon character: Rolf from Ed, Edd n' Eddy
Personal Quote: "It looks like a foo'."